Because It Made McGoo’s Header

“I thought the History Channel blamed everything on atomic aliens from the future fucking Aztec and Egyptian temple skanks.” — C Monster


Writer, actor & musician, though I haven't be paid for the latter two in several years, hailing from the land of the Whiskey Rebellion--where these days the government has a monopoly on the sale of alcohol yet manages to lose money every year. That's all the education anyone should need on Liberalism.
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3 Responses to Because It Made McGoo’s Header

  1. That’s right! It should be preserved as a guide – a signpost – for future generations, who may otherwise forget the ancestral contributions of Aztec and Egyptian temple skanks all over the world! May their prices be eternally reasonable!

  2. C Monster says:

    So let it be done, brother.
    Sacrifice a dozen more prisoners and mix their blood with my cocoa–and bring me another skank.

  3. I thought it was, “Peel me another skank.”

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