Religious Freedom

During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store

– Unknown –

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7 Responses to Religious Freedom

  1. Lemur King says:

    That’s insightful and true.

    My first thought was the logical extension, let’s say #5… “What if you met up with your pastor at a wife-swap?” Wouldn’t that be awkward?

    Who would lick Lot’s wife then? Would anyone want to?

  2. A cow certainly would lick Lot’s wife.
    Most mammals love pillar-of-salt-licks.

  3. This thread definitely went tharn somewhere along the way!

    Not that that’s a bad thing….

  4. Lemur King says:

    I’d recognize that deer-in-the-headlights look anywhere!

    And here I thought it’d take a ball-peen hammer to the forehead to render you totally speechless, Aggie.

    (Just trying to earn my title of a-hole. How am I doing?)

    Seriously, this particular thread was fun.

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