Tongue Ties

If you can part your hair with your tongue, you’re gonna get dates.  – John Byner (I believe – a memory from a long time ago)

About Lemur King

A Lemur with grandiose ideas running freely with utter trash, weak derivative nonsense one would do well to avoid.
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15 Responses to Tongue Ties

  1. Lemur King says:

    What, that was bad?

    Or was it the “about/bio” thingy?

    Perhaps that wasn’t PG rated. Maybe I’ll delete it…

  2. LK – now that we’ve really gone public, I’m thinking about a general clean-up – including the imported stuff down below from the original test site – especially the mis-attribution of all authorship to me (because I imported it, I guess), duplicate entries, etc.

    Tell you what: How about if I start by pulling/editing/resubmitting “my” stuff in the next few days. I’ll stick to the PG rule and what I call “CM’s format” that:

    a) quoted wisdom shall be both in quotes and italicized,
    b) there is no (b)
    c) author or source in hyphens directly below, with link to where found, if applicable(?)

    Update (Fri 9/17/10 5am cst): I edited and moved “my” early stuff to above the last post down on aug. 19th. Everything else below it is someone elses.
    d) no photos or graphics. This eliminates cartoons or visual political jests.

    • Lemur King says:

      If you see an area where I’m breaking the rules or something needs cleaning up let me know and I’ll soap it up and give it a good scrubbing.

      • Nope. No issue SFAICT.

        you might go to the imported stuff at the bottom and copy/paste (or whatever) your early contributions to get your name on the ones that were mis-attributed to me during import.

        you could re-post them (and then erase the old ones), or just change the name and time stamp to later than my note down there. That way they’ll appear above the note and we can delete it (the note) when all is done.

        Or you can not worry about it. Its a group blog, and its not the boss of any of us.

  3. No, not bad at all…just made me think 😀

  4. Oh! LK – I think only you can fix the clock. It’s off from all of us and is posting things out of order of receipt – I think. Its also starting its “day” at about 6pm central time rather than midnight (or whatever). I think its still on GMT – I mean UT(?).

  5. Lemur King says:

    There. I set it to Detroit time. See if that works.

  6. ‘Allo, … allo, Detroit?

  7. “Bimbo!”

    *name that movie, character, and meaning and win respect! *nods head excitedly*

  8. Lemur King says:

    Detroit is still here and mouldering, last time I checked.

  9. Lemur King says:

    Bimbo. It was some idiot actually playing “Bingo” wasn’t it?

    Tickles my imagination/recollection but nothing springs forth.

  10. From “Short Circuit”. It was the Indian dude who was always getting American slang idiom slightly wrong. He meant, “bingo”.

    *in PC-incorrect Hollywood dothead accent*:

    “I am standing beside myself.”

    “I think she’s a virgin. Or at least she used to be!”

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