Eddiebear Wisdom

“Newt, you fucking lost me when you sat on that couch with the Botox Queen and didn’t hit her with a pie.” — eddiebear at SOYLENT GREEN


Writer, actor & musician, though I haven't be paid for the latter two in several years, hailing from the land of the Whiskey Rebellion--where these days the government has a monopoly on the sale of alcohol yet manages to lose money every year. That's all the education anyone should need on Liberalism.
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12 Responses to Eddiebear Wisdom

  1. WHOOP!!! eddiebear made it!! I guess this is as close as he will get to PG-13 😉

  2. Yay! Eddiebear is on the map.

    CM – don’t worry. We own the blog, it doesn’t own us.

    Maybe we should write an exception into the Rules – we can call it the Eddiebear Rule! – that says “Posters should strive to keep content PG-13 except when it would be ridiculous or impossible, or has to do with an Eddiebear quote.”

  3. Lemur King says:

    First – Welcome Eddiebear! Wahoo! This is waytoocool.

    Second, THIRDED.

    Or whatever. At first I admit I did think “Ruh-roh” but then as McGoo said “We own this, it doesn’t own us.”

    I would like to change a word or two in your Rule, McGoo. Let’s tighten it up to read: “Let’s strive to be clean where possible but face it, life isn’t clean and in some cases it isn’t even remotely reasonable – if you want guaranteed clean (ahem) then go to DisneyWorld ™.”

    Tighter? No, I went over your version by nine or ten words. Screw it. Go with your version.

  4. if you want guaranteed clean (ahem) then go to DisneyWorld ™.

    As a former employee of that institution, I can guarantee that “clean” was not a priority behind the green door. And yes, there are green doors there 😛

  5. Veeshir says:

    Maybe have F it all Fridays, eddie is very effin quotable.

  6. Veeshir – welcome!

    You’re right – we may indeed need a Ruh-Roh Friday or sumpin.

    This whole Wisdom Blog is still in a state of motion – if that makes sense? – so no one knows whats on the path ahead. But its fun!

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