Monthly Archives: October 2010

Democrat Douche

“Fuck them. Fuck them all. Powerfuck them so hard next week, their assholes will be stretched so far and deep that as a result, they can fist themselves for the rest of their lives and not touch the sides.” — … Continue reading

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Men and Women

“One the one hand, we don’t get to experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open our own jars.” — Bruce Willis

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Life Rules

If it doesn’t have your name on it, don’t fuck the food! Jonesy, Reno 911

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Tautology Club

“The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club!” — XKCD

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Social Wisdom

“A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move the body.” -Unknown-

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Slublog Wisdom

“Consider this: Journalists in Soviet Russia had to be coerced into protecting the regime. Ours volunteer for the duty.” –Slublog

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Kiwi Climate Wisdom

Think of this as a car crash, NIWA’s says: the car’s fine, there’s nothing wrong with it; then — we can’t find the keys (actually we’ve lost the car); later — we weren’t driving it, and finally, “the car doesn’t … Continue reading

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