An Ode To Skank Spam

All the Hos down in Ho-ville like autumn a lot;
but Websense, who lived on the Proxy, did not.
Websense hated all Hos, the whole Ho gestalt,
No point asking why, it just told the Hos “HALT!”
It could be that Websense disliked strappy thongs,
Or it could be perhaps, floppy silicone dongs
But I think that the most likely reason today
Is our I.T. departments’ known penchant for gay.

–Apotheosis, on Skank Wives spam at SOYLENT GREEN

About SOYLENT GREEN

Writer, actor & musician, though I haven't be paid for the latter two in several years, hailing from the land of the Whiskey Rebellion--where these days the government has a monopoly on the sale of alcohol yet manages to lose money every year. That's all the education anyone should need on Liberalism.
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2 Responses to An Ode To Skank Spam

  1. What prose….what silken tongue….

    Heh!

  2. Stunning…..enthralling….piquant…..special sauce……Stromboli….erector set!

    There are not enough words to do more than simply smear the praise around a bit!

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