All the Hos down in Ho-ville like autumn a lot;
but Websense, who lived on the Proxy, did not.
Websense hated all Hos, the whole Ho gestalt,
No point asking why, it just told the Hos “HALT!”
It could be that Websense disliked strappy thongs,
Or it could be perhaps, floppy silicone dongs
But I think that the most likely reason today
Is our I.T. departments’ known penchant for gay.
–Apotheosis, on Skank Wives spam at SOYLENT GREEN