Frank Drebin Wisdom

“Ran him out of town like a common pigmy.”

“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have
to keep on my toes.

“Your lucky you’ve got Edna to wake up to, the same women every morning. All I do is run around with some cheap 20-year-old, the I just want sex, sex, sex more, more, more, girls that can’t say ‘no, it’s your turn to wear the handcuffs.”‘


Writer, actor & musician, though I haven't be paid for the latter two in several years, hailing from the land of the Whiskey Rebellion--where these days the government has a monopoly on the sale of alcohol yet manages to lose money every year. That's all the education anyone should need on Liberalism.
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3 Responses to Frank Drebin Wisdom

  1. “We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.”

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