“The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of my wife’s chest in the first place. It sure as hell didn’t do that when I met her. I’m telling you, the whole thing is lunacy. I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal?”
– Steve from Steve! Don’t Eat It! Volume 5
This is ten times funnier if you have personal experience in this area, and it is hilarious to begin with
I read the whole thing. I still have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard 😆
I actually asked Steve if he would mind posting that quote here. Nice fella, seems quite normal, which is surprising considering that he has eaten silkworms from a can. And Beggin’ Strips. Blech. He has more balls than I…
Uh, I have eaten the generic Beggin’ Strips from the local supermarket.
Hey, if I’m feeding them to my dog, I’m going to make sure it’s palatable. Nevermind that she eats shit. I take care of my dog.
Years ago when I was a late teen (I think) I saw a 20/20 special that showed what was being used in pet food production. It was the nastiest collection of green swelling-with-putrefaction lungs and guts I have ever seen. Chute loads of rubbery squishy organs sliding into an industrial grinder and half of them way past their shelf life.
I can’t even smell animal food without wincing. And yes, I have been to a chicken processing plant and seen what goes into some hotdogs. Chicken lips and assholes.
I didn’t know silkworms nest in cans? Thought they lived in bushes, or whatever. 🙂
That quote BELONGS here! Good catch, LK.
Thankyou ‘Goo.