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Someone recently told me they don’t eat peanut butter because the FDA permits it to legally contain a certain amount of insect parts. This person might not want to buy a can of Silkworm Pupas. The amount of bugs in here is downright wacky.

The silkworm pupas gave off a subtle, nutty aroma. Not strong like my nuts after a weekend with no shower, just more like their usual, end-of-the-day twang.

These little guys only cost me 79 cents. That’s a mere 0.7 cents per pupa. Quite the bargain… for a can of dead, turd-like moths… in their own gravy… why God… WHY??

The pile of moist cocoons looked so sad sitting there (like so many piles of moist cocoons will) that I decided to cheer them up. Make ’em feel fancy! One doily, some frilly toothpicks and a few dry heaves later, and I’d say mission accomplished!

– Steve, from “Steve!  Don’t Eat It!  Volume 9

Yes, this one is a little long, but so was MacBeth.  Get over it. – LK

About Lemur King

A Lemur with grandiose ideas running freely with utter trash, weak derivative nonsense one would do well to avoid.
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3 Responses to Gravy

  1. Silkworm pupas on a doily.

    You know, the Fwench would sell that in their haute cuisine restaurants for 50 Euro. Sadly, a LOT of Fwenchpeeps would pay it…

  2. SOYLENT GREEN says:

    LK–“The Scottish Play” is, in fact, the shortest of all the Bard’s plays.

  3. Ogrrre says:

    Aggie, did you really expect intelligence from a bunch of people who think Jerry Lewis is a comedy genius? If the Frogs don’t have any sense, and want to shove shit like that in their faces, I say let ’em

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