Author Archives: Mitchell

Twainian Culinary Wisdom

“The way that the things were cooked was perhaps the main splendor.  For instance – the cornbread, the hot biscuits and the fried chicken; these things have never been properly cooked in the North.  In fact, no one there is … Continue reading

Posted in Mark Twain | 18 Comments

Slublog Wisdom

“Consider this: Journalists in Soviet Russia had to be coerced into protecting the regime. Ours volunteer for the duty.” –Slublog

Posted in Blogasms | 2 Comments

Rourkian Wisdom

“Every once in a while you’ve gotta roll the potato.” -Mickey Rourke

Posted in Mickey Rourke, Pithy Things | 1 Comment

Presidential Wisdom

“If Barack Obama’s skin was any thinner, the top of his head would have a reservoir tip.” -Nick DiPaolo on Dennis Miller’s radio show

Posted in Pithy Things, Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Motivational Wisdom

I really ought to get off my ass and do something today. -Enas Yorl

Posted in Pithy Things | 7 Comments