Author Archives: SOYLENT GREEN

About SOYLENT GREEN

Writer, actor & musician, though I haven't be paid for the latter two in several years, hailing from the land of the Whiskey Rebellion--where these days the government has a monopoly on the sale of alcohol yet manages to lose money every year. That's all the education anyone should need on Liberalism.

Kleptocrat Wisdom

“Oddly enough, the people calling for monetary sacrifices are the same ones who plan to receive the money.” — Steve Goddard

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Priorities

“I can’t take the time away from my stabbiness to make stabby dolls. It’s a vicious circle.” — LC Aggie Sith.

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Irony Wisdom, An Aside

On March 1, the day after I hit 4 million views, and two days before Soylent Green’s 4th anniversary, the WordPress code monkeys suspended the blog–for pr@n, I found out an hour ago. In light of that, I present the … Continue reading

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Solomon Islands Wisdom

“We’re not put here on Earth to see what we can do without!” — Wally, whose tail is told here.

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Context Wisdom

“A subsequent search also revealed a cellphone, a ’69 Buick Skylark, and a Japanese soldier who didn’t know WWII was over yet.” — Wyatt at SYLG

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AGW Monger Wisdom

“These guys (Climate Scientists) are so incompetent, they have to cheat to prove a circular argument.” — Soylent Green

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Czech Wisdom

“Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive … Continue reading

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Chelsea Clinton Wisdom

“She looks like her mother, and The Mayor means that in the cruelest way possible. If she wanted to complete the Hilary look, she might want to consider holding a pair of testicles in her claw…The last time The Mayor … Continue reading

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Hippie Craft Art FAIL Wisdom

“When you’re making a necklace out of rope and house paint, it’s time to stop crafting. Either that, or make it a few feet longer and throw one end over the ceiling fan.” — Helen Killer at Regretsy

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Wag The Dog That Obama Ate

“I know there are a lot of more important issues out there than dog-eating, but Obama isn’t addressing those either.” — Frank J.

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Whiskey Wisdom

“Blends are the inevitable turkey sandwiches one gets after a single-malt Thanksgiving. And a turkey sandwich can be a fine thing, too, ya know.” — Steamboat McGoo

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Median Wisdom

“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of ’em are stupider than that.” — George Carlin (via Sanyo)

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Monty Greeks The Greeks

“Greece can’t get accurate numbers on how boned they are together because the people who compile the numbers are on strike. Greece has taken being boned to a whole new level of cosmic absurdity.” — Monty, at AOSHQ.

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Crazed Sex Poodle Wisdom

“Listening to Al Gore fall apart is like having chocolate dripped into your ears by an angel with double-D’s and a loose moral compass.” — Daily Bayonet

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DPUD Wisdom…

The stupidest thing you’ll read this weekend* I’m not even going to bother to quote anything from this column by Bruce Bartlett, which argues that Obama is actually…wait for it…wait for it…a conservative. Yes, really. Read the whole thing and try … Continue reading

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Thermageddon Jellyfish Wisdom

“Monbiot starts his latest Jeremiad by observing that there used to be a lot more fish in the sea, citing two impeccable scientific sources: himself and old people who remember how many more mackerel there used to be.” — Haunting the … Continue reading

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Motherfucking Science Wisdom

How Much Climate Change Is Due To Climate Change? Posted on June 26, 2011 by stevengoddard In order to determine the effects of climate change, we have to know how much the climate would have changed had it not been for … Continue reading

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