Author Archives: SOYLENT GREEN

About SOYLENT GREEN

Writer, actor & musician, though I haven't be paid for the latter two in several years, hailing from the land of the Whiskey Rebellion--where these days the government has a monopoly on the sale of alcohol yet manages to lose money every year. That's all the education anyone should need on Liberalism.

Chelsea Clinton Wisdom

“She looks like her mother, and The Mayor means that in the cruelest way possible. If she wanted to complete the Hilary look, she might want to consider holding a pair of testicles in her claw…The last time The Mayor … Continue reading

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Hippie Craft Art FAIL Wisdom

“When you’re making a necklace out of rope and house paint, it’s time to stop crafting. Either that, or make it a few feet longer and throw one end over the ceiling fan.” — Helen Killer at Regretsy

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Wag The Dog That Obama Ate

“I know there are a lot of more important issues out there than dog-eating, but Obama isn’t addressing those either.” — Frank J.

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Whiskey Wisdom

“Blends are the inevitable turkey sandwiches one gets after a single-malt Thanksgiving. And a turkey sandwich can be a fine thing, too, ya know.” — Steamboat McGoo

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Median Wisdom

“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of ’em are stupider than that.” — George Carlin (via Sanyo)

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Monty Greeks The Greeks

“Greece can’t get accurate numbers on how boned they are together because the people who compile the numbers are on strike. Greece has taken being boned to a whole new level of cosmic absurdity.” — Monty, at AOSHQ.

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Crazed Sex Poodle Wisdom

“Listening to Al Gore fall apart is like having chocolate dripped into your ears by an angel with double-D’s and a loose moral compass.” — Daily Bayonet

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