Author Archives: Steamboat McGoo

Zsa Zsa’s Wisdom

“If Zsa Zsa Gabor gets well, she’ll be able to play a really kick-ass peg-leg pirate. Argh!” – Steamboat McGoo –

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Ecotard Wisdom

” Greensturbation – the practice of self-gratifying ones “Green urge” with someone elses money.” – Steamboat McGoo-

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Democrat Douche

“Fuck them. Fuck them all. Powerfuck them so hard next week, their assholes will be stretched so far and deep that as a result, they can fist themselves for the rest of their lives and not touch the sides.” — … Continue reading

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Social Wisdom

“A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move the body.” -Unknown-

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Sean M. Marital Wisdom

“…nothing makes a guy say, “Hey, baby, I was wrong to have cheated on you. We should stay together forever,” like setting his junk on fire.” – Sean M. –

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Andy’s Wisdom

“Ya’ know, there is a reason that the windshield is big, and the rear view mirror is small.” – Andy –

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We Have Wood!

“If I were grading them I’d probably give them a… D?” – Woody, on the Democrats new logo –

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