Category Archives: Blogasms

Stoaty Wisdom

Thank you, Obama. If ever I falter, if ever I waiver, if ever I wonder what I’m doing down here in the ass-end of the internet drawing stuff on people’s faces and cracking dick jokes, I will remember this. I … Continue reading

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Kleptocrat Wisdom

“Oddly enough, the people calling for monetary sacrifices are the same ones who plan to receive the money.” — Steve Goddard

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Priorities

“I can’t take the time away from my stabbiness to make stabby dolls. It’s a vicious circle.” — LC Aggie Sith.

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Irony Wisdom, An Aside

On March 1, the day after I hit 4 million views, and two days before Soylent Green’s 4th anniversary, the WordPress code monkeys suspended the blog–for pr@n, I found out an hour ago. In light of that, I present the … Continue reading

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Solomon Islands Wisdom

“We’re not put here on Earth to see what we can do without!” — Wally, whose tail is told here.

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Context Wisdom

“A subsequent search also revealed a cellphone, a ’69 Buick Skylark, and a Japanese soldier who didn’t know WWII was over yet.” — Wyatt at SYLG

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Czech Wisdom

“Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive … Continue reading

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