Category Archives: Insanity

Mommy Wisdom

If I didn’t talk to myself, no one would listen. — Aggie, when Little One asked why she was muttering.

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Kleptocrat Wisdom

“Oddly enough, the people calling for monetary sacrifices are the same ones who plan to receive the money.” — Steve Goddard

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Irony Wisdom, An Aside

On March 1, the day after I hit 4 million views, and two days before Soylent Green’s 4th anniversary, the WordPress code monkeys suspended the blog–for pr@n, I found out an hour ago. In light of that, I present the … Continue reading

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Czech Wisdom

“Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive … Continue reading

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Hippie Craft Art FAIL Wisdom

“When you’re making a necklace out of rope and house paint, it’s time to stop crafting. Either that, or make it a few feet longer and throw one end over the ceiling fan.” — Helen Killer at Regretsy

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Monty Greeks The Greeks

“Greece can’t get accurate numbers on how boned they are together because the people who compile the numbers are on strike. Greece has taken being boned to a whole new level of cosmic absurdity.” — Monty, at AOSHQ.

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Wordy Wisdom

“It’s less expensive than a shrink and faster than cheap vino.” —LeeAnn, on Blogging

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DPUD Wisdom…

The stupidest thing you’ll read this weekend* I’m not even going to bother to quote anything from this column by Bruce Bartlett, which argues that Obama is actually…wait for it…wait for it…a conservative. Yes, really. Read the whole thing and try … Continue reading

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Friar Wisdom

“If you’re in a group of ten or more people and you take a good look at everyone else and not a single one of them is a crazy fuck that you should keep a close eye on but rather … Continue reading

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On The Church of Carbon Come

“Superstitious religions survive for thousands of years, without any basis in fact. Believers will grasp at anything which fulfills their immediate psychological needs. You can’t win this battle intellectually. You just need to make sure that the people running governments … Continue reading

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Finnish Eco-Psycho Wisdom

“When the lifeboat is full, those who hate life will try to load it with more people and sink the lot. Those who love and respect life will take the ship’s axe and sever the extra hands that cling to … Continue reading

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Levantine Wisdom

“There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.” — Oscar Levant

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