Category Archives: Pithy Things

Kleptocrat Wisdom

“Oddly enough, the people calling for monetary sacrifices are the same ones who plan to receive the money.” — Steve Goddard Advertisements

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Priorities

“I can’t take the time away from my stabbiness to make stabby dolls. It’s a vicious circle.” — LC Aggie Sith.

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AGW Monger Wisdom

“These guys (Climate Scientists) are so incompetent, they have to cheat to prove a circular argument.” — Soylent Green

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Chelsea Clinton Wisdom

“She looks like her mother, and The Mayor means that in the cruelest way possible. If she wanted to complete the Hilary look, she might want to consider holding a pair of testicles in her claw…The last time The Mayor … Continue reading

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Hippie Craft Art FAIL Wisdom

“When you’re making a necklace out of rope and house paint, it’s time to stop crafting. Either that, or make it a few feet longer and throw one end over the ceiling fan.” — Helen Killer at Regretsy

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Whiskey Wisdom

“Blends are the inevitable turkey sandwiches one gets after a single-malt Thanksgiving. And a turkey sandwich can be a fine thing, too, ya know.” — Steamboat McGoo

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Median Wisdom

“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of ’em are stupider than that.” — George Carlin (via Sanyo)

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