Category Archives: Pithy Things

Kleptocrat Wisdom

“Oddly enough, the people calling for monetary sacrifices are the same ones who plan to receive the money.” — Steve Goddard

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Priorities

“I can’t take the time away from my stabbiness to make stabby dolls. It’s a vicious circle.” — LC Aggie Sith.

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AGW Monger Wisdom

“These guys (Climate Scientists) are so incompetent, they have to cheat to prove a circular argument.” — Soylent Green

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Chelsea Clinton Wisdom

“She looks like her mother, and The Mayor means that in the cruelest way possible. If she wanted to complete the Hilary look, she might want to consider holding a pair of testicles in her claw…The last time The Mayor … Continue reading

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Hippie Craft Art FAIL Wisdom

“When you’re making a necklace out of rope and house paint, it’s time to stop crafting. Either that, or make it a few feet longer and throw one end over the ceiling fan.” — Helen Killer at Regretsy

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Whiskey Wisdom

“Blends are the inevitable turkey sandwiches one gets after a single-malt Thanksgiving. And a turkey sandwich can be a fine thing, too, ya know.” — Steamboat McGoo

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Median Wisdom

“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of ’em are stupider than that.” — George Carlin (via Sanyo)

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Racism Wisdom

Hey [Eric] Holder, the race card is now a two of clubs. Roamy at The Hostages.  

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Annihilation Wisdom

“A bit of impersonal bloodlust never goes astray” Tiberius Alatheus, on wishing for Quaddafi’s death.

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Crazed Sex Poodle Wisdom

“Listening to Al Gore fall apart is like having chocolate dripped into your ears by an angel with double-D’s and a loose moral compass.” — Daily Bayonet

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Thermageddon Jellyfish Wisdom

“Monbiot starts his latest Jeremiad by observing that there used to be a lot more fish in the sea, citing two impeccable scientific sources: himself and old people who remember how many more mackerel there used to be.” — Haunting the … Continue reading

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Motherfucking Science Wisdom

How Much Climate Change Is Due To Climate Change? Posted on June 26, 2011 by stevengoddard In order to determine the effects of climate change, we have to know how much the climate would have changed had it not been for … Continue reading

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Philosophizing on Health

Napalm and white phosphorous can pretty much cure any disease. — Dick, Uncivil Peasants

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Gigolo Wisdom

“You don’t have to have money for someone to try and take it away from you.” — Andi McDowell, in Michael.

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Pizza Hut Bankruptcy Wisdom

“The inside of the restaurants look like something out of a bad 70’s porno movie, The Mayor fully expects to walk into one of them one day only to hear wailing guitars and to see naked women who look as if … Continue reading

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Imbibing Truisms

I look better when y’all are drunk! —                                             –Guy S., at Hookers and Booze

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Classic Aussie AGW Pussy Put-Down

“He has had undeserved relevance thrust upon him.” — Piers Ackerman on “whining, whinging wimp and rat” MP Tony Windsor in The Telegraph, via Australian Climate Madness.

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