Solomon Islands Wisdom

“We’re not put here on Earth to see what we can do without!” — Wally, whose tail is told here.

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Context Wisdom

A subsequent search also revealed a cellphone, a ’69 Buick Skylark, and a Japanese soldier who didn’t know WWII was over yet.” — Wyatt at SYLG

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AGW Monger Wisdom

“These guys (Climate Scientists) are so incompetent, they have to cheat to prove a circular argument.” — Soylent Green

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Someone recently told me they don’t eat peanut butter because the FDA permits it to legally contain a certain amount of insect parts. This person might not want to buy a can of Silkworm Pupas. The amount of bugs in here is downright wacky.

The silkworm pupas gave off a subtle, nutty aroma. Not strong like my nuts after a weekend with no shower, just more like their usual, end-of-the-day twang.

These little guys only cost me 79 cents. That’s a mere 0.7 cents per pupa. Quite the bargain… for a can of dead, turd-like moths… in their own gravy… why God… WHY??

The pile of moist cocoons looked so sad sitting there (like so many piles of moist cocoons will) that I decided to cheer them up. Make ’em feel fancy! One doily, some frilly toothpicks and a few dry heaves later, and I’d say mission accomplished!

– Steve, from “Steve!  Don’t Eat It!  Volume 9

Yes, this one is a little long, but so was MacBeth.  Get over it. – LK

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Got Milk?

“The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of my wife’s chest in the first place. It sure as hell didn’t do that when I met her. I’m telling you, the whole thing is lunacy. I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal?”

–  Steve from Steve! Don’t Eat It!  Volume 5

This is ten times funnier if you have personal experience in this area, and it is hilarious to begin with

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“My philosophy is that if you want to efficiently get the nutrients out of leafy greens, eat a rabbit. Or a cow. They’ve already processed out the stuff your body doesn’t need.”

– Rabid Alien over at Sithy Things

Said some time back – it remembered itself because leafy greens are in my future…  I am sure of it.  RA denied origination rights but that was the first I’d ever heard it.

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Czech Wisdom

“Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their President.” — from a commenter in a Prague paper, found here.

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