Tag Archives: Blogasms

Stoaty Wisdom

Thank you, Obama. If ever I falter, if ever I waiver, if ever I wonder what I’m doing down here in the ass-end of the internet drawing stuff on people’s faces and cracking dick jokes, I will remember this. I … Continue reading

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Kleptocrat Wisdom

“Oddly enough, the people calling for monetary sacrifices are the same ones who plan to receive the money.” — Steve Goddard

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Priorities

“I can’t take the time away from my stabbiness to make stabby dolls. It’s a vicious circle.” — LC Aggie Sith.

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Irony Wisdom, An Aside

On March 1, the day after I hit 4 million views, and two days before Soylent Green’s 4th anniversary, the WordPress code monkeys suspended the blog–for pr@n, I found out an hour ago. In light of that, I present the … Continue reading

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Solomon Islands Wisdom

“We’re not put here on Earth to see what we can do without!” — Wally, whose tail is told here.

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Czech Wisdom

“Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive … Continue reading

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Chelsea Clinton Wisdom

“She looks like her mother, and The Mayor means that in the cruelest way possible. If she wanted to complete the Hilary look, she might want to consider holding a pair of testicles in her claw…The last time The Mayor … Continue reading

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Hippie Craft Art FAIL Wisdom

“When you’re making a necklace out of rope and house paint, it’s time to stop crafting. Either that, or make it a few feet longer and throw one end over the ceiling fan.” — Helen Killer at Regretsy

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Wag The Dog That Obama Ate

“I know there are a lot of more important issues out there than dog-eating, but Obama isn’t addressing those either.” — Frank J.

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Racism Wisdom

Hey [Eric] Holder, the race card is now a two of clubs. Roamy at The Hostages.  

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Monty Greeks The Greeks

“Greece can’t get accurate numbers on how boned they are together because the people who compile the numbers are on strike. Greece has taken being boned to a whole new level of cosmic absurdity.” — Monty, at AOSHQ.

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Wordy Wisdom

“It’s less expensive than a shrink and faster than cheap vino.” —LeeAnn, on Blogging

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Crazed Sex Poodle Wisdom

“Listening to Al Gore fall apart is like having chocolate dripped into your ears by an angel with double-D’s and a loose moral compass.” — Daily Bayonet

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DPUD Wisdom…

The stupidest thing you’ll read this weekend* I’m not even going to bother to quote anything from this column by Bruce Bartlett, which argues that Obama is actually…wait for it…wait for it…a conservative. Yes, really. Read the whole thing and try … Continue reading

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Thermageddon Jellyfish Wisdom

“Monbiot starts his latest Jeremiad by observing that there used to be a lot more fish in the sea, citing two impeccable scientific sources: himself and old people who remember how many more mackerel there used to be.” — Haunting the … Continue reading

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Motherfucking Science Wisdom

How Much Climate Change Is Due To Climate Change? Posted on June 26, 2011 by stevengoddard In order to determine the effects of climate change, we have to know how much the climate would have changed had it not been for … Continue reading

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Geo-Political Wisdom

Tuesdays and Thursdays will be nuclear annihilation days and that will continue until attitudes improve. – Laura, Goat Goddess of Fetch My Flying Monkeys

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