Tag Archives: Blogasms

Hippie Craft Art FAIL Wisdom

“When you’re making a necklace out of rope and house paint, it’s time to stop crafting. Either that, or make it a few feet longer and throw one end over the ceiling fan.” — Helen Killer at Regretsy

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Wag The Dog That Obama Ate

“I know there are a lot of more important issues out there than dog-eating, but Obama isn’t addressing those either.” — Frank J.

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Racism Wisdom

Hey [Eric] Holder, the race card is now a two of clubs. Roamy at The Hostages.  

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Monty Greeks The Greeks

“Greece can’t get accurate numbers on how boned they are together because the people who compile the numbers are on strike. Greece has taken being boned to a whole new level of cosmic absurdity.” — Monty, at AOSHQ.

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Wordy Wisdom

“It’s less expensive than a shrink and faster than cheap vino.” —LeeAnn, on Blogging

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Crazed Sex Poodle Wisdom

“Listening to Al Gore fall apart is like having chocolate dripped into your ears by an angel with double-D’s and a loose moral compass.” — Daily Bayonet

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DPUD Wisdom…

The stupidest thing you’ll read this weekend* I’m not even going to bother to quote anything from this column by Bruce Bartlett, which argues that Obama is actually…wait for it…wait for it…a conservative. Yes, really. Read the whole thing and try … Continue reading

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