Tag Archives: philosopher

Moron Wisdom

If Barack Obama had a city, it would be Detroit. — Random Moron at FB.

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Solomon Islands Wisdom

“We’re not put here on Earth to see what we can do without!” — Wally, whose tail is told here.

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Whiskey Wisdom

“Blends are the inevitable turkey sandwiches one gets after a single-malt Thanksgiving. And a turkey sandwich can be a fine thing, too, ya know.” — Steamboat McGoo

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Median Wisdom

“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of ’em are stupider than that.” — George Carlin (via Sanyo)

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Philosophizing on Health

Napalm and white phosphorous can pretty much cure any disease. — Dick, Uncivil Peasants

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On Learning…

I’m not on the tubes to embiggen knowledge… I’m racing to the bottom trying to make myself and everybody else dumber. — The Botnet

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Frank Drebin Wisdom

“Ran him out of town like a common pigmy.” “Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to keep on my toes.“ “Your lucky you’ve got Edna to wake up to, the same women every morning. All … Continue reading

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