Tag Archives: The Mouths of Babes

Stoaty Wisdom

Thank you, Obama. If ever I falter, if ever I waiver, if ever I wonder what I’m doing down here in the ass-end of the internet drawing stuff on people’s faces and cracking dick jokes, I will remember this. I … Continue reading

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Racism Wisdom

Hey [Eric] Holder, the race card is now a two of clubs. Roamy at The Hostages.  

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Deadpool Wisdom

“I don’t know much about hip-hop, but I know rappers with big mouths don’t live very long.” –Single White Alcoholic, on his picks for the H&B Deadpool.

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Wordy Wisdom

“It’s less expensive than a shrink and faster than cheap vino.” —LeeAnn, on Blogging

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Philosophizing on Health

Napalm and white phosphorous can pretty much cure any disease. — Dick, Uncivil Peasants

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Imbibing Truisms

I look better when y’all are drunk! —                                             –Guy S., at Hookers and Booze

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On Learning…

I’m not on the tubes to embiggen knowledge… I’m racing to the bottom trying to make myself and everybody else dumber. — The Botnet

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