Moron Wisdom

If Barack Obama had a city, it would be Detroit.

– Random Moron at FB.

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Mommy Wisdom

If I didn’t talk to myself, no one would listen.

– Aggie, when Little One asked why she was muttering.

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Stoaty Wisdom

Thank you, Obama. If ever I falter, if ever I waiver, if ever I wonder what I’m doing down here in the ass-end of the internet drawing stuff on people’s faces and cracking dick jokes, I will remember this. I do it because you don’t like it. Because you can’t control it and it isn’t kind to you. Mine is a small, silly, anonymous ‘fuck you’ to you and the whole the ruling class, but it’s mine and it’s persistent and it’s right out in public.

– Stoaty Weasel, on why the President hates the New Media.

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Kleptocrat Wisdom

“Oddly enough, the people calling for monetary sacrifices are the same ones who plan to receive the money.” — Steve Goddard

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Priorities

“I can’t take the time away from my stabbiness to make stabby dolls. It’s a vicious circle.” — LC Aggie Sith.

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Irony Wisdom, An Aside

On March 1, the day after I hit 4 million views, and two days before Soylent Green’s 4th anniversary, the WordPress code monkeys suspended the blog–for pr@n, I found out an hour ago. In light of that, I present the following, which I just pulled from my dashboard:

UltimateIrony

Fuck these clowns – Soylent Green

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Physics Wisdom

 

Can’t teach quantum mechanics without the ninjas. I know, I saw it tried once and it wasn’t pretty.

–Veeshir QOTD, found here.

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