“She looks like her mother, and The Mayor means that in the cruelest way possible. If she wanted to complete the Hilary look, she might want to consider holding a pair of testicles in her claw…The last time The Mayor saw a head that round it had a candle in it.” — The Mayor
“When you’re making a necklace out of rope and house paint, it’s time to stop crafting. Either that, or make it a few feet longer and throw one end over the ceiling fan.” — Helen Killer at Regretsy
“I know there are a lot of more important issues out there than dog-eating, but Obama isn’t addressing those either.” — Frank J.
“Blends are the inevitable turkey sandwiches one gets after a single-malt Thanksgiving. And a turkey sandwich can be a fine thing, too, ya know.” — Steamboat McGoo
“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of ‘em are stupider than that.” — George Carlin (via Sanyo)
Hey [Eric] Holder, the race card is now a two of clubs.
Roamy at The Hostages.
“I don’t know much about hip-hop, but I know rappers with big mouths don’t live very long.”
–Single White Alcoholic, on his picks for the H&B Deadpool.
